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A detailed gift certificate for a woman , offering free psychiatric care. The design is a satirical and slightly surreal take on psychiatry , but the certificate itself feels serious and valuable. The style is a mix of vintage medical illustration and modern minimalism. Visual Details: - Layout & Frame: An ornate border with patterns reminiscent of vintage medical diagrams (e.g. , labeled brain cross-sections , tiny neurons , schematic couches). The central area is clean for text. - Color Palette: Muted , noble tones. Dusty rose , deep sapphire blue , medical sage green , cream , with gold foil accents. The paper has a subtle aged parchment texture. - Central Satirical Image: A cute , slightly worried woman in a vintage cartoon style is sitting in an oversized , throne-like psychiatrist's couch. A giant brain , drawn in an anatomical style but with a cartoonish friendly face , floats above her like a balloon she is trying to hold onto. A classic psychiatrist's lamp on a side table shines light not on her , but on a tiny cozy house , symbolizing safety. In one corner , a clock's face is replaced by a calendar page showing "December 2025". - Serious Elements: An official-looking embossed seal with text that says "LICENSE" and "APPROVED". A signature line for a doctor. A serial number. !! CRUCIAL TEXT INSTRUCTIONS !! - All text must be in the Russian language (Cyrillic script). - Large header at the top: ПОДАРОЧНЫЙ СЕРТИФИКАТ - Sub-header: На оказание высококачественных психиатрических услуг - Main body text: Предъявительнице сего сертификата предоставляется право на один сеанс профессиональной разборки полетов. Гарантия: ваши тараканы в голове будут приручены , а внутренний ребенок найден и успокоен. - Expiry date (bold): Действителен до 31 декабря 2025 года - Footer: С любовью и заботой о вашем психическом здоровье Technical Specifications: - Aspect Ratio: 3:4 (vertical layout). - Style: Digital painting , vintage medical illustration , satirical art , high detail. - Mood: Ironic visual metaphors combined with the solemnity of an official document. ,